10 Montages Until Gen Con: Number 9-Bloodsport: Fight to Survive

This montage makes me want to give someone a bloody nose. Really. Look how many bloody noses there are in this sequence. Even flim-flam-the-monkey-man-cracking-guys'-heads-open-like-a-coconut guy is giving guys bloody noses.

With Stan Bush's macho gravelly 80's synth-rock, Jackson's heaving guys off the mat and telling them to "go home!", and such a high density of ass-kicking in this little 2-minute montage, it seems next to impossible to fight the urge to get up right from this chair and go and give someone a bloody nose with my knee...